Trying Gizoogle out on this old entry
Yeah, so I dyed mah hizzle today, n it was pretty amus'n coz when I came home, mah mom had just gots bizzy fizzy her pimpin' tizzy n it was tha first thing she noticed n she started act'n like she was all buggin` n pissy thiznat I gots mah hair dyed n how it was ugly.... only till I wizzle inside tha hizouse when she suddenly started compliment'n on how much she liked tha color n how funky ass it looked....tizzles mom straight from long beach nigga.

And tizzy there's Amy, who on discover'n tizzy we were going out ta Anita's fo` drunch Gangsta proceeded ta grab me by mah shoulda n shakes me ta tha rhythm of her saggin' "We're going ta An-ita's, We're going ta An-ita's"....what a weirdo.

So aside frizzay that....I've REALLY gots ta keep track of all tha shit that's due on Tuesday n actually do it....grr. I miss old fashioned hizzigh schoo` where tha teacha would actually write tha assignments n they due dates on tha bored, instead of direct'n you ta tha internet, whizzich doesn't gizzy you a due date, n jizzust assumes you already know.....gah. Plus, I D-to-tha-izzon't know W-H-to-tha-izzen mah next quizzes is eitha....so confus'n. I've really gots`ta start spendin' out mah hustla. Oh yeah....I've stizzay gots`ta buy hella S-H-to-tha-izzit fo` mah classes. Oh, AND catch up on all tha lectures I've missed fo' sheezy. No mizzle blunt-rollin' out fo` Alice aww nah. Hectic, hectic, hectic . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T.

Crazy Ass Nigga note . Slap your mutha fuckin self: mah hairdressa is so awesome. She charged amy n anna only 14 bucks fo` they hair instead of 20, jizzay coz I gots a dye job. funky ass funky ass funky ass funky ass lady cuz its a pimp thang. made sure ta give her a big tip rizzight there and yo momma.

So, today was pretty eventful n I'm really glad I actually gots ta do sum-m sum-m in Livermore (well, technically, it was Fremont...). I thiznink I was going ta go insane witout some fizzy of entertainment sho nuff. Last night was not a good N-to-tha-izzight n' shit.

Any wittism of tha day? Not at this particizzles moment....though I Hizzle ta add thiznat Christina Aguilera looked HORRIBLE at tha VMAs (nizzot that I watched tizzy or anyth'n....just saw a picture). Geez, I didn't thizzink tha gizzy could git any mizzle beastly F-R-to-tha-izzom her "Lady Marmalizzles days...but lo n behold, it happened to increase tha peace. I have ta say tizzy "come on ova" was def her hizzigh point...so sad with the S-N-double-O-P.

Yeah...my hair's smell'n very pungent at tha moment.

I LOVE mah laptop now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. It's so fuck'n fast fo' sheezy. love it love it love it like this and like that and like this and uh. I also love mah dear niggaz Ashley, Nizzay Jessica, n Anna....I have ta add. It's jizzy a spendin' day. Well, not really...I think it's probably tha hizzle chemicals steppin' into mah brain n mak'n me very grandiose wit mah emotions ta help you tap dat ass.

So...still rhymin' movies....any suggestions as ta whiznat? So fizzar, I've gots Lilo n Stitch, Monsta's Inc., The Bourne Identity, Amelie, Cowboy Bebop, n Batman Beyond (the uncensored version.....which is so rhymin' ta watch....you actually see thugz gett'n shiznot n killed...ah, gots`ta love tha Japanese influence on cartoons)

You know what's also fun ta W-to-tha-izzatch? Pirated copies of movies, coz at tha end of tha movie, you can actually see thugz gett'n up frizzay tha brotha n leav'n. VERY VERY spendin' . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house.

"Holla" back ta you tizzy Ashley.